Some of the questions I get asked I give answers that can be a little sarcastic and some misadventure mixed in
Lady looks at the shelf turns to me and asks “Why is the shelf empty and do you have the product, if not why not?”
Me looking at the shelf, pulls the box out and brings the product behind forward
Lady :”Oh”
Asked why the shelf is empty for a certain soft drink
Me: “People buy them”
Asked what time the delivery truck with the load arrives
Me: “How long is a piece of string?”
Also me “When it arrives”
People ask for the cold petfood. I send them down the petfood aisle. I happen to be watching them walk to the aisle look without going down it and walk back
Tell me its not there.
I tell them there is a fridge at the other end of that aisle
Asked where is the frozen vege
Me “In the freezer”
Blank look “Down such and such aisle”
Asked for where something is
Me “Aisle 10”
Them “Aisle 6”
Not correcting them until they tell me its not down that aisle and then I tell them I had said 10
Asked why we no longer have a product and if its ever coming back. I reply that I don’t know why as I don’t have that information.
Their answer to me “You don’t care”
Lady getting upset that I walked past her with a trolley
“You almost hit me”
Me “Did you want me to try again?”. Her husband is laughing at my comment
