Supermarket questions asked

 

Someone asked if Butter chicken was buttery. I looked at them and replied 'Butter is in the name'

 

A guy came up to me when filling the milk and asked if he could ask a question if lettuce. I ask what wondering about lettuce and wrong department. He asked again, can i ask a question if permissable.i said sure. Then he said for me to have a good day, please.

Im still wondering about lettuce til the end of my shift

 

One of the checkout ladies was telling me no, Brad, no

I smiled and said you arent my mum and cant tell me what to do.

Though nearly called her not my wife since she wasnt much older than me.

 

Odd complaint. Guy upset over milk having 2 weeks useby date when it once apparently had longer and calling it a Coles / Woolworths conspiracy. Yeah like i am hiding milk out the back to lower the date.

All because i had a milk pallet that i was filling.

 

Now i heard everything. Was told Coles and Woolies hit their fresh produce with radiation. Part of the reason why Avocados are rotten in the middle and why you get told you are not looking after it properly. Means all fruit and vege is radioactive. I cannot make these up even if i tried. 

Questions and answers from colleagues

 

Questions and answers from colleagues

 

Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Me: No you would be bait

 

If you were a biscuit, what one would you be?

Me: One with cream in the middle so you can lick it.

Colleague walks off laughing

 

If you were a superhero, which one would you be?

Me: Wolverine

Another colleague: Superman

 

What would you prefer to be blind or deaf?

Me: Deaf as you would have a quality of life as you can see

Another colleague: Blind

 

Colleague to me: You are a good man

Me: Are you sure? I could be a serial killer

Colleague: You have a point there.

Manager walks into the lunchroom halfway through the conversation “What are the dynamic duo discussing this time?’

Supermarket Questions

 

Guy picks up torch from shelf and brings it to me as i am nearby.

'Torch doesnt work'

Me: 'It likely has a plastic tab on the battery'

'Torch still doesnt work. Do you have a battery tester as i dont want to buy it and find the battery doesnt work"

Me: 'No we dont, see the girls at the front'. If you dont want to listen, i wont tell you twice especially when it does have a plastic bit between the battery and contact.

 

One of the regulars walks up to me.

"You have some brains, you may know the answer"

Me: "I hope i have some brains"

"Oh, you" *lightly slaps my shoulder*

 

Guy asks me if we had Liddells lactose free shredded cheese.

I replied apart from the one your hand is on, no.

Not sure if i was being tested or not.

 

Chatting to an elderly guy on the registers and he wasnt quite following my instructions like being too quick off the bat using his card. His wife asks him if he is wearing his hearing aid. No was the answer.

I thought it was funny and so did they on the way out..