Work musings

 

Random customer i helped asked if I remember some guy that I went to school with that he meets up with at the Gym.

Me: 'Yeah', no idea who that was

C: 'He is looking old now'

Me: 'We all are'

C: 'You have a point there'

All because I helped him with a bag of frozen prawn

 

 

Boss walks by telling me why i havnt finished a cage yet, just having a dig.

Customer nearby repeated the boss.

I looked at the lady around my age, 'Its just like being married' was my response.

A little later the lady did say 'bye Brad'

 

 

Lady tells me 'Service with a smile'

Actually no, laughing at you.

You wanted the small rubbish bags at the back of the shelf, but the one at the front said Medium. I pointed out twice it said small, but you wanted the ones at the back.

 

 Today in Supermarket Wars - Zombies are always in a bad mood as they cant use can openers for their cans of baked beans. We hear Brain, Brains and Urgh, Graaah. Problem is no one can understand zombie language as its a dead language. Beer nuts are alcoholic gamblers, Turkish Bread are actually Swedish.

 

Today was Daffodil day and we had to wear yellow. One of the guys at work started calling me the yellow Wiggle and I said Nah! I'm a Teletubby. The customer walking past actually started laughing. 

 

Random lady comes up to me at work and tells me she has a question that is totally out of left field. She then asks about my spyder. It wasnt that bad. Left field would be a lady asking for my kids, or wanting me. Both would send me running to hide in the tea room