On the first day of christmas my
true love gave me, One billion dollar company, Two mergers, three hostile take
overs, Four CEO's wanting a payrise before christmas, five contracts to the
military, Six industrial saboteurs, Seven billion dollars embezzled, Eight
weeks with protesters protesting, Nine hours offering Protesters steady
employment with share options, Ten corporate dinners, Eleven holidays to
tropical islands and 12 years on the run with the secretary.
On the first day of christmas, One child
was left at home, Two robbers came a calling, three bowling balls a falling,
four traps set, five cops dunking donuts, six houses robbed, seven traps
sprung, eight cops a calling, nine family members realise they left their kid
at home, ten years later the kids in therapy, 11 years probation for the
robbers, 12 months later the robbers escape.
Tis the night before christmas and
not even the Occupy Wall street were stirring. Santa waited at corporate
headquarters for the naughty and nice list to be analysed by the accountants
and HR, The elves were sorting out the gifts being made in China, Mrs Clause
was sorting out Indian call centres that would help mission control in Russia
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