Questions and answers from colleagues
Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Me: No you would be bait
If you were a biscuit, what one would you be?
Me: One with cream in the middle so you can lick it.
Colleague walks off laughing
If you were a superhero, which one would you be?
Me: Wolverine
Another colleague: Superman
What would you prefer to be blind or deaf?
Me: Deaf as you would have a quality of life as you can see
Another colleague: Blind
Colleague to me: You are a good man
Me: Are you sure? I could be a serial killer
Colleague: You have a point there.
Manager walks into the lunchroom halfway through the conversation “What are the dynamic duo discussing this time?’
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