Guy picks up torch from shelf and brings it to me as i am nearby.
'Torch doesnt work'
Me: 'It likely has a plastic tab on the battery'
'Torch still doesnt work. Do you have a battery tester as i dont want to buy it and find the battery doesnt work"
Me: 'No we dont, see the girls at the front'. If you dont want to listen, i wont tell you twice especially when it does have a plastic bit between the battery and contact.
One of the regulars walks up to me.
"You have some brains, you may know the answer"
Me: "I hope i have some brains"
"Oh, you" *lightly slaps my shoulder*
Guy asks me if we had Liddells lactose free shredded cheese.
I replied apart from the one your hand is on, no.
Not sure if i was being tested or not.
Chatting to an elderly guy on the registers and he wasnt quite following my instructions like being too quick off the bat using his card. His wife asks him if he is wearing his hearing aid. No was the answer.
I thought it was funny and so did they on the way out..
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